Say Anything Blog

congrats for having never experienced an earthquake until now.

At least when George Bush was reading My Pet Goat, he genuinely had no idea Manhattan was being terrorized. And it wasn’t by his own plane.

I milk really the state drink? ..shouldn’t it be Wisconsin’s?

There are probably at least 40 other states you could replace ND with and the article would still be fitting. Washington has a few large developing cities but, by and large we have hundreds of towns fading away just like ND.
Oh.. and as far as weather, we have our -20’s in the winter and 110’s in the summer.
Seems to me, if you want to make a place your home ... you’ll look at the good and you’ll find it endless.

Nice to hear that ABC came to fly-over-country. The only thing I don’t want people to realize we have a good thing going here. I would hate to have to compete with other for the Green Head Mallard.

Check out:
Goon’s North Dakota Red Neck
Goon’s World

Let’s be honest.  We don’t want these weak kneed, faint of heart, ‘show me’ type tourists. North Dakota needs strong, brave people willing to dig earth with their bare fists, and shoulders of granite.  Keep out, you novelty seeking light weights!

Shouldn’t it be:

Our residents communicate with GUNS.

Gotta love our photo op Governor, but someone needs to get him some acting lessons, way too much “physical noise” in this segment which can mean two things, you are having a problem with the truth, or you are reaching for your lines. Now that this photo op is over, maybe Hoeven can think about tackling some of the real issues that we presently have. Put in a little real work for us lowly citizens. Well, I gotta go have my daily glass of milk now.