Translating Democrat Speak
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Friday, June 20, 2008
When Socialism Isn’t A Bad Thing
Got this joke in an email from a friend: Ivan dies and his soul is sent to hell. In front of the gate a devil asks him, “Do you want…...
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
Build Your Own Obama Campaign Signs!
BuildASign.com has an offer where, if you send them your old Hillary Clinton campaign sign, they’ll give you a free Barack Obama sign. Now, questions about legality aside (is this…...
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Trusting Democrats To Limit Government Is Like Marrying Angelina Jolie For Her Brains
P.J. O’Rourke sums up the 2008 Democrat campaign strategy in a nutshell: Two substantive political issues are the federal budget deficit and the war in Iraq. Now, if you’re electing…...
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Matthews Vs. McAuliffe Douche Off
The Daily Show, despite having legions of liberal fans, actually isn’t very funny. But in the vein of “even blind squirrels find nuts once in a while,” this was pretty…...
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
A Man Who Needs Your Help
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Barack Obama…The Musical?
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Friday, May 02, 2008
Diebold Inadvertantly Releases Results of 2008 Presidential Election
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early Good because the suspense was killing me. ...
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Today’s Unfortunate Acronym
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Bush Cracks Wise At White House Dinner
The 3am phone call jab at Hillary and Obama was particularly good. ...
Monday, April 14, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
SKYY® Vodka, Made in the USA, Proudly Supports Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo
Heh: SAN FRANCISCO—(BUSINESS WIRE) --In 1848, the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo officially ended the Mexican-America War (1846-1848). With the signing of this treaty, the United States gained control of what…...
Beer And Taxes
An idea whose time has come. Sodora founded Tavern Tax in 2005. For 10 weeks leading up to the April 15 deadline to submit U.S. income tax returns, he brings…...
Friday Funny: Booze And Ugly People
A reader sends me this old bit of prohibition propaganda. The irony is that there’s no way some of those women are getting smooched without the smoocher benefiting from a…...
Friday, April 04, 2008
Absolut Europe
The Nose On Your Face responds to that recent re-conquista Absolut ad with this: Click through to the link for “Absolut Jihad.” ...
Monday, March 31, 2008
Bismarck Tribune Smacks UND Sorority For Being “Racially Insensitive”
From an editorial in the Bismarck Tribuneabout the recent kerfuffle over a dress-up party at a UND sorority where some of the students dressed as Indians: Life’s lessons are sometimes…...
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Hugo Chavez…Mouseketeer?
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Friday, March 28, 2008
“Eddie” Schafer Has Come A Long Way
I just arrived at the Fargo Holiday Inn where the 2008 NDGOP state convention will be held. I got my family checked into our hotel room, and then in an…...
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Politics, Cause And Effect
From the reader blogs: A man wanders into a muffler shop in Chicago yesterday. He brandishes a gun. Tells them he wants all the money in the safe. They tell…...
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Obama And Glass Houses
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Monday, March 17, 2008
Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s Greatest Hits
Heh: Side One: - God Damn America - Hillary Aint No N*gger - Bill Treated Me Like Monica - God Damn America (Remix) Side Two: - Racism is How this…...
Friday, March 14, 2008
Best Saturday Night Skit On Reagan
When Ronald Reagan was President Saturday Night Live had an ongoing theme or portraying Reagan as a tired old man who was controlled by his aides when he was napping. …...
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Spitzer Sues His Hooker Over Discrimination
Heh: In a surprising turn of events, NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has filed a lawsuit against “Kristen”, a prostitute for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring. Spitzer’s complaint alleges that “Kristen’s”…...
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Spitzer Raked Over The Coals By Late Night TV
Dave Letterman devoted his “top ten” to him… ...and also devoted a part of his monologue to him as well: The Daily Show was all over him: And even Colbert…...
Sunday, March 09, 2008
KFGO Vs. WSI Superhero Joel Heitkamp
Funny, because I actually think this is how a lot of North Dakota Democrats see themselves and the WSI issue. ...
Did You Remember To Set Your Clocks Forward?
It’s daylight savings time again, and Say Anything readers are crabby about it. And I don’t blame them. The goal is to adjust time so that there’s more daylight during…...
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