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Friday, June 20, 2008

Al Gore Stifling Free Speech

Organizers of a protest of Al Gores envrironmental policies have had their permit revoked.  They planned to fly an Hot Air Balloon to make fun of Gore’s hypocrisy.  Algore’s minions…...

The Deranged Lou Dobbs

Put this guy in a padded room: The “Lou Dobbs Tonight” host placed the blame for the recent salmonella outbreak squarely on President George W. Bush, calling for his impeachment…...

MoveOn.org Closes It’s 527 Political Operation In Response To Obama’s Command

Hmm... MoveOn, the advocacy group supporting Barack Obama, has decided to permanently shutter its 527 operation, partly in response to the Illinois Senator’s insistence that such groups should not spend…...

Congress Thinking Their Ban Of Incadescent Light Bulbs Might Have Been Unconstitutional

I guess none of them could find the part of the Constitution which gave the federal government the authority to tell us what kind of light bulbs we can and…...

McCain Flips Back To His Initial Flop On Illegal Immigration

Here’s McCain “adjusting” his stance on illegal immigration back in November of 2007 before he was the defacto nominee: SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. - John McCain spent months earlier this year arguing…...

Obama Campaign Surprised To Find That One Of Their VP Candidates Is A McCain Supporter

Whoops: You can officially take James Jones off the list of Barack Obama’s potential running mates. The former commandant of the Marine Corps and commander of U.S. forces in Europe,…...

Scott McClellan Suggests Bush Administration Has Something To Hide On Plame

Thus Soros’ newest puppet re-lights the fires of America’s dumbest political scandal. You’ll notice how the Associated Press makes it sound as though McClellan has some knowledge of Bush administration…...

Whose Side Are Democrats On Again?

David Harsanyi: Now that foreign terrorist suspects have the right to habeas corpus, maybe U.S. Marines will be extended the courtesy of a trial before being smeared as cold-blooded murders.…...

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Barack Obama: I Was Raised With Values Straight From The Kansas Heartland

According to Obama’s new political ad he’s got values from the “Kansas” heartland. Here’s the problem: Barack Obama isn’t from Kansas.  He was born in Hawaii, lived most of his…...

Monday, June 16, 2008

Obama Says He’ll Visit Iraq

You’ll remember that the Obama campaign previously called any suggestion that he visit Iraq a “political stunt.” With things going well in Iraq I guess it’s not so much a…...

Sunday, June 15, 2008

New York Health Official: High Taxes Help Smokers Quit

This is so wrong for two reasons. First, government taxation is for raising revenue.  Not for manipulating behavior.  We put ourselves on a slippery slope toward totalitarianism each time we…...

Olbermann On Why He Told Bush To “Shut The Hell Up”

He said it was because they wouldn’t let him tell the President to “Shut the fuck up.” Olbermann’s original script identified the “cold-blooded killers” as everyone at the Pentagon and…...

Obama Fills Sand Bags In Illinois

What’s this?  The liberal messiah can’t just make the flood waters recede by his say-so? Or does he only get those powers upon entering office? ...

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Tough Guy Obama Likens Campaign With McCain To A Gun Fight

Apparently Barack Obama is going to shoot John McCain or something. He warned that the general election campaign could get ugly. “They’re going to try to scare people. They’re going…...

Friday, June 13, 2008

Kent Conrad Discloses Vacation Home On 2007 Forms

Update: In the post below I noted that the 2006 disclosure form listed Senator Conrad’s wife as only making $1,000.  I misread the disclosure form.  The form only requires that…...

Anti-War Democrat Congressman Caught On Tape Shoving Person Trying To Ask Him About The War

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Texas Republican Wants To Remove Nude Art From DC Museums, Public Buildings

This is the sort of Republican that gives Republicans a bad name. HOUSTON – Robert Hurt went to Washington and didn’t like what he saw – nudity in the nation’s…...

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Fox News: Stop Picking On Obama’s Baby Mama

"Baby mama” is a bit of slang I’m not familiar with, but being a rube from North Dakota that’s probably not very surprising.  But apparently it’s a term with no…...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Democrats Kill Bill To Allow Off-Shore Drilling For Oil In Committee

Just like they killed an attempt to open up Colorado oil shale deposits to exploration and production. The Democrats tell us that they care about high gas prices and want…...

Dick Durbin: People Who Criticize Michelle Obama Are Bad

Apparently Obama’s wife is off limits even as she actively campaigns for her husband in an official capacity: Of course, Cindy McCain and what she does and does not have…...

When Will Obama Be Firing His New Economic Adviser?

After all, the guy is pro-free trade.  He doesn’t buy into the Democrat mantra on wage stagnation.  He favors lower taxes, with fewer deductions, and thinks corporations should enjoy a…...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Obama Has Clinton Moment, Tries To Change Definition Of The Word “Work”

As in “That guy I chose to help me pick my running mate doesn’t really work for me.” So Jim Johnson doesn’t work for Obama.  He’s just some guy Obama…...

Dennis Kucinich Introduces Articles Of Impeachment

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Americans Getting Smarter On Gas Prices: Fewer Are Blaming “Big Oil,” More Favor Domestic Drilling

Americans may be apathetic at times, and distracted, when it comes to public policy.  But they’re not stupid, and there’s only so long they’re going to believe nonsense about high…...

Unemployment Goes Up, Media Fails To Drawn Connection To Minimum Wage Hikes

Minimum wage causes unemployment.  Just don’t expect to hear that bit of inconvenient truth from the media. ...

Should Congress Continue To Fund National Public Radio

Here’s one guy’s answer: How much you want to bet this genius votes Democrat every election? ...

Government Housing Programs Helped Create Subprime Loan Problem

Because the federal government was requiring that some lenders make loans to people who couldn’t afford them. In 2004, as regulators warned that subprime lenders were saddling borrowers with mortgages…...

Rumors Swirl Around Obama Campaign’s Refusal To Release Candidate’s Birth Certificate

What are they hiding?  Was Barack really born in Kenya and not Hawaii?  Is his real middle name Mohammed?  Is his real first name Barry? Inquiring minds want to know…...

Monday, June 09, 2008

Barack Obama Wants Another $50 Billion Of Something Injected Into America’s Economy

It’s hard to tell what Obama is talking about here.  More rebate checks?  $50 billion more in entitlements? Who knows. If Obama is talking about rebate checks, however, that’s an…...

Build Your Own Obama Campaign Signs!

BuildASign.com has an offer where, if you send them your old Hillary Clinton campaign sign, they’ll give you a free Barack Obama sign.  Now, questions about legality aside (is this…...

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