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Sunday, January 01, 2006

The Ten Worst Americans

Apparently the latest blog meme (which I first discovered at All Things Beautiful) has been a list of the Ten Worst Americans of all time.

So, despite not having much background in U.S. History, I decided to give it a shot. My list pays more attention to the actual effects of a person's actions than to a person's intent; as hateful as, say, Cindy Sheehan's rhetoric is, she's not the type of person who can actually impact American history. Likewise, some of the people on my list actually did some good things, but their negative actions overshadowed them. So, without further ado...


  1. Franklin Delano Roosevelt - The New Deal(s) and the internment of Japanese-Americans are simply unforgivable.


  2. Woodrow Wilson- He passed the Sedition Act. 'Nuff said?


  3. John Adams - He passed the other Sedition Act, in an early effort to end American democracy, I think.


  4. Harry Anslinger -He bears chief responsible for our insane 'War on Drugs,' especially our anti-marijuana laws. He was the first "Drug Czar" from 1930-62.


  5. Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson -This is not just for being right-wing nutjobs (because there are lots of them), but for starting the Moral Majority and Christian Coalition, removing the final vestiges of libertarian sensibilities from the Republican Party.


  6. J. Edgar Hoover - I think if we knew what he really did he'd be a lot higher.


  7. Lyndon B. Johnson - For unnecessarily escalating the Vietnam conflict, and, more importantly, the starting "War on Poverty" and all the socialist programs that went with it.


  8. Timothy McVeigh


  9. Susan Sontag - Not just for her shrill anti-American rhetoric (because, again, there are tons of them), but for being the first "Academic celebrity," thus opening the door for Cornel West, Camille Paglia, and other professors mroe well-known for controversy than for actual scholarship.


  10. Harry Harlow - Because everyone needs a crazy #10. It's not just because he has the worst record on animal experimentation, but because his experiments were so completely and utterly useless, contributing absolutely nothing at all useful to anyone while causing such immense suffering to the Rhesus Monkeys.



"Apologies" to John Walker Lindh, John Wilkes Booth, William Randolph Hearst, Richard Nixon, Warren G. Harding, Huey Long, Huey P. Newton, George Wallace, Malcolm X, the Rosenbergs, Benedict Arnold, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Aaron Burr, Noam Chomsky, James Buchanan, and Eugene Debs.

The real worst of all time is, of course, Steve Bartman, for breaking my heart.

I still have nightmares over that play...

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Here is my list:

10.  Huey P. Newton, for founding the Black Panther Party and undermining the work of Martin Luther King and setting back the struggle for civil rights in this country by decades through his violent tactics.

9.  Noam Chomsky, for being a terror apologist and misleading entire generations of young Americans into the cluthces of anti-Americanism and socialism.

8.  Nathan Bedford Forrest.  A brilliant military man whose tactics are still studied to this day, but created the Ku Klux Klan.  Enough said, though he was kind enough to give us his great-grandson, Nathan Bedford Forrest III, who fought bravely for this country in WWII.  And while he did renounce the Klan later and ordered it to disband, the hatred he set in motion is still felt to this day.

7.  Walter Duranty. Stalin apologist whose biased reporting allowed the crimes of that cruel regime to go largely unnoticed by the free world.  Enough said.  Born in England but did his most prominent work for the New York Times.

6.  William Marcy “Boss” Tweed, pretty much the most corrupt American politician of all time.

5.  Father Charles Coughlin, anti-semite and fascist who would have fit right in with the moonbat/Cindy Sheehan hordes on the left today.  A taste:

Stalin’s idea to create world revolution and Hitler’s so-called threat to seek world domination are not half as dangerous combined as is the proposal of the current British and American administrations to seize all raw materials in the world. Many people are beginning to wonder who they should fear most--the Roosevelt-Churchill combination or the Hitler-Mussolini combination.

4. Justices Blackmun, Burger, Douglas, Brennan, Stewart, Marshall, Powell for stretching our Constitution (and thus ushering in our current era of judicial activism) to include the “right” to an abortion that has subsequently resulted in the death of tens of millions of unborn children. 

3.  John Wilkes Booth, for murdering the man who was probably our greatest President ever, an action that turned post-Civil War reconstruction over to radical Republicans who subsequently made a mess of things by oppressing the south and creating a sort of resentment that exists, in one form or another, to this very day.

2.  Benedict Arnold.  An obvious choice, but the bastard nearly lost us the revolution.

1.  J. Edgar Hoover, for being corrupt, dirty and creating a level of distrust between Americans and their law enforcement/intelligence officials with his tactics that now has to be overcome by each and every agency attempting to conduct even the most legitimate data-gathering/intelligence operations.  The stigma he has brought to federal law enforcement has made this country less safe for generations.


When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

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Rob on January 1, 2006 at 07:02 am
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1. Ronald Reagan---a staunch supporter of South African apartheid, gave $85 million in aid to the Khmer Rouge, supplied chemical weapons to Saddam and helped train bin Laden, instituted MASSIVE corporate welfare and entitlement programs for the uber-wealthy, and paid for it by fucking the poor. Also, he destroyed public mental health care and threw tens of thousands of patients into the streets, creating the modern homeless problem.

2. Richard Nixon---the corrupt pig who claimed that “if the president does it, it’s not illegal.” Got caught on tape authorizing hush money for the Watergate thieves.

3. George H W Bush---number three with a bullet, Dubya combines the “I am above the law” hubris of Nixon with the “steal from the poor and give to the rich” corruption of Reagan, and tops it off with one of the weakest minds in presidential history. The laziest and most illiterate president of the past 100 years.

4. The tortured soul of Harry J. Anslinger.

5. Sociologist Robert K. Merton---the inventor of focus groups, which began the serious bastardization of every form of American art into bland, lowest-common-denominator pablum.

6. Tim McVeigh---a racist nutjob who murdered hundreds of people.

7. Jefferson Davis---was willing to sacrifice more than 600,000 lives to protect slavery.

8. Roger Ailes/Rupert Murdoch/Rush Limbaugh/Rev. Sun Myung Moon---building a huge far-right media machine to convince the weakminded rabble that corporate crime is good, equal rights for ALL Americans is bad, and multi-billion dollar media conglomerates are socialists.

9. Lester Maddox---the ax handle-wielding segregationist governor of GA.

10. Bill O’Reilly---Because everyone needs a crazy #10, and Bill is as nutty as a fruitcake. Too bad lots of the weakminded rabble actually listen to that asshole.

With apologies to Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, the person or persons in the grassy knoll in Dallas, George Wallace, Sirhan Sirhan, James Earl Ray, the guy who invented spam (both the email AND the meat substitute), Ken Lay, Nancy Reagan, and the network executive who cancelled Arrested Development.

Don Myers on January 1, 2006 at 08:01 am
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Stupidest Show Ever…

Sphagnum on January 1, 2006 at 12:01 pm
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Those who cancelled arrested development should be shot

GraemeA on January 1, 2006 at 12:01 pm
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Those who cancelled arrested development should be shot

Stretched out far enough I’m sure that includes Rupert Murdoch, which must create some conflicting views…

Dave on January 1, 2006 at 02:01 pm
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I know everyone on MI’s list but Minh. What do we know about hir?

Dave on January 1, 2006 at 08:01 pm
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Damn you MI and your damned list too...I hear that Angus and the boys will have a new album next year.

MikeAdamson on January 1, 2006 at 08:01 pm
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10. Gene - Newsmax junkie.
9. Carrick - Misrepresents literary theory.
8. Marty - Fundie.
7. docdave - Borderline psychotic.
6. LoadTheMule - Lacks grounding in reality.
5. Rob - Swallows propaganda whole.
4. Minh - Incomprehensible.
3. 2Hotel9 - Paranoid.
2. Likwidshoe - Inflicts brain damage on those who reads his posts.
1. Anyone who gets mad at this list because they didn’t think of it first.

modern instances on January 1, 2006 at 08:01 pm
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Wow, I didn’t even make the list… I’m offended

Sphagnum on January 1, 2006 at 08:02 pm
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Sphagnum, I’ll gladly share my spot with you.  *wiggling over a bit to make room* Mebbe you can ground me in some reality. *lmao*

Regards…

LoadTheMule on January 1, 2006 at 09:02 pm
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Ah, I’d be glad to:

Reality? Meet LoadTheMule…
LoadTheMule? Reality…

Now we have some sort of weird threesome going on between you, me, and reality… Maybe this wasn’t the best idea…

Sphagnum on January 1, 2006 at 10:02 pm
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MI, you forgot cynical. L&A, “Menage a trois at the Event Horizon”, who’s your publisher gonna be?

2Hotel9 on January 2, 2006 at 03:01 am
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You actually were on the list originally, Spaghetti, but I couldn’t think of something rude to say quickly enough.  How about:

6 1/2. Sphagnum - Easily offended when left off of lists.

I hear that Angus and the boys will have a new album next year.

That’s what I heard a year ago.  Hopefully it’ll happen, along with a tour.

modern instances on January 2, 2006 at 01:01 pm
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Hm, I’m gonna have to pick more fights with you so I make your top ten next year… wink

Sphagnum on January 2, 2006 at 05:01 pm
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