The Ten Worst Americans
So, despite not having much background in U.S. History, I decided to give it a shot. My list pays more attention to the actual effects of a person's actions than to a person's intent; as hateful as, say, Cindy Sheehan's rhetoric is, she's not the type of person who can actually impact American history. Likewise, some of the people on my list actually did some good things, but their negative actions overshadowed them. So, without further ado...
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt - The New Deal(s) and the internment of Japanese-Americans are simply unforgivable.
- Woodrow Wilson- He passed the Sedition Act. 'Nuff said?
- John Adams - He passed the other Sedition Act, in an early effort to end American democracy, I think.
- Harry Anslinger -He bears chief responsible for our insane 'War on Drugs,' especially our anti-marijuana laws. He was the first "Drug Czar" from 1930-62.
- Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson -This is not just for being right-wing nutjobs (because there are lots of them), but for starting the Moral Majority and Christian Coalition, removing the final vestiges of libertarian sensibilities from the Republican Party.
- J. Edgar Hoover - I think if we knew what he really did he'd be a lot higher.
- Lyndon B. Johnson - For unnecessarily escalating the Vietnam conflict, and, more importantly, the starting "War on Poverty" and all the socialist programs that went with it.
- Timothy McVeigh
- Susan Sontag - Not just for her shrill anti-American rhetoric (because, again, there are tons of them), but for being the first "Academic celebrity," thus opening the door for Cornel West, Camille Paglia, and other professors mroe well-known for controversy than for actual scholarship.
- Harry Harlow - Because everyone needs a crazy #10. It's not just because he has the worst record on animal experimentation, but because his experiments were so completely and utterly useless, contributing absolutely nothing at all useful to anyone while causing such immense suffering to the Rhesus Monkeys.
"Apologies" to John Walker Lindh, John Wilkes Booth, William Randolph Hearst, Richard Nixon, Warren G. Harding, Huey Long, Huey P. Newton, George Wallace, Malcolm X, the Rosenbergs, Benedict Arnold, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Aaron Burr, Noam Chomsky, James Buchanan, and Eugene Debs.
The real worst of all time is, of course, Steve Bartman, for breaking my heart.
I still have nightmares over that play...













