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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Making Your Boobs More Useful

Coming soon to a celebrity chest near you...

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."


Changing the batteries would be a pain.

Comments

Avatar for Mr. Bowen

I didn’t know you could make Leftards useful.

Oh.

We’re talking about breasts.

My bad.

Mr. Bowen on October 13, 2005 at 07:10 pm
Avatar for Minh

I love to turn the dial on that.

Minh on October 13, 2005 at 08:10 pm
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